Full of energy last night, I decided to hit the cross-trainer. I went to tell GF, so that she wouldn’t think I’d mischievously wandered off again … Just to explain as an aside, this is my new game! It’s especially fun in department stores or when left outside shops I often see how far I can get without her finding me! I know, very very childish , but also very very satisfying! I am also well aware that one day it is likely to end up with tears, my tears probably!
However, I was unable to find her. A thought hit me – she must be in the bath.
True to form, I burst into the bathroom and let forth a torrent of extremely blokey, extremely graphic banter … Embarrassment prevents me from divulging precise details, but use your imagination – really go for it, and then add a bit!
“Sorry mum, it’s just Andy … I don’t think you were supposed to hear that!”
How was I to know she was on the phone!