A short piece that I had intended to post prior to Christmas …
As I stepped out of the front door at work today on my way home, a moron in a performance car slammed his foot down. The resultant noise drew from me what is fast becoming an automatic response over which I have no control:
“W*nker” I blurted out, with an unimpressed aggressive scowl.
At that very moment, a bemused looking postman, who was entering the building, had been sidestepping me in order to avoid being wiped out and carried down the steps – I can only imagine what he must have thought!
If I had known he was there, I would have explained the target of my abuse; but I didn’t know he had been there until my PA told me, which was after he’d disappeared – poor fellow!