I’ve had a proper fun day today, sat up to my kitchen table working on proper legal stuff for 10 hours straight!

With no time to waste, but feeling a little low on energy, I went to my special drawer and pulled out my bag of mixed nuts for a quick energy boost. I briefly noticed that the usual elastic band around the packet was missing, but I was too hungry to worry about that.

I craned my neck backwards, and poured a mouthful of nuts into my mouth and imeediately started to greedily munch like I hadn’t eaten for days. It didn’t take me long to realise that something was wrong ….

It wasn’t my packet of mixed nuts; it was R’s packet of pistachio nuts, complete with extremely hard, sharp shells!! What a nutty mess – there was shell shrapnel everywhere!!